ANTHILL INDUSTRIES, LLC

 

HISTORY

 

The concept of Anthill Industries, LLC was born in early 2006 as the dream of a young man to get rich with little effort. Soon the idea blossomed into a well-oiled money generating machine based entirely on sophisticated begging. Transparency mixed with high volume, low commitment solictation have always been the key to the outrageous success of Anthill Industries, LLC.

 

MOTTO

 

“Unidque Absque Muneris” is the motto of Anthill Industries, LLC. Translated from Latin, it literally means “from all sides without purpose.” There are many ways to convey the motto of Anthill Industries, LLC in modern American English. Two that appear pretty catchy are “Ubiquitous Uselessness” and “Purposeless Omnipresence.”

 

GOALS

 

Anthill Industries, LLC has only three objectives:

 

1)                 Make Its Owner Rich

2)                 Provide Nothing

3)                 Gain Popularity

 

Fortunately, achieving goal #2 is in the bag. Unfortunately, the success of goal #1 depends greatly on the success of goal #3 and the generosity/curiosity/flippancy of the public.

 

METHOD

 

The idea couldn’t be simpler. First, Anthill Industries, LLC asks a lot of people for a little money. Second… well, there isn’t a second. That’s it! If everyone in the United States donated just $1.00 today to Anthill Industries, LLC, the company would be worth roughly $300 million. Think of the possibilities!

 

 

And remember… Anthill Industries, LLC is NOT a charity and provides NO products and NO services.