FAQs
Q: Why should I give any money to Anthill Industries,
LLC?
A: You’ve paid more for less – and probably done it in the past week. That’s the short answer. Here’s a longer answer: Anthill Industries, LLC takes out all the guess work. You can’t be disappointed! Forget worrying about whether or not you’re getting a good deal or getting ripped off. You can have complete confidence that you will get nothing by donating to Anthill Industries, LLC. Isn’t this honesty and consistency refreshing?
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Q: Isn’t Anthill Industries, LLC just a pyramid
scheme?
A. Perish the thought! Pyramid schemes are based on false promises and unrealistic expectations. Anthill Industries, LLC promises you nothing. It’s not a multilevel marking scheme either. Think of it like flushing your money down the toilet, except the toilet wants your money and has asked all your friends for money too.
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Q: Is this legal?
A: The cracker jack legal department of Anthill Industries, LLC hopes so. I know what you’re thinking, “Hmm. Sounds like fraud.” Well, the last thing Anthill Industries, LLC wants to do is to trick anyone into giving it money. Once again (for the lawyers) Anthill Industries, LLC is NOT a charity and provides NO products and NO services. Feel better now? Also, the Red Queen would love to hear from you if you think Anthill Industries, LLC is breaking any laws, especially in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
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Q: Who is the Red Queen?
A: The spokesperson of Anthill Industries, LLC and the individual who discovered at an early age that squished small red ants smell like licorice. Long live the Queen!
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Q: Why, again, should I give you any money?
A: Because I asked. Shouldn’t that at least be worth a
fiver?