LEGAL NOTICE
By accessing the official website of Anthill Industries, LLC (anthillindustries.com) you hereby agree to the following terms, conditions, privacy policies, etc. If you are unable or unwilling to agree to the following terms, conditions, privacy policies, etc, you are hereby instructed to immediately terminate your access to this website:
1) These terms, conditions, privacy policies, etc. are subject to modification at any time by Anthill Industries, LLC.
2) You acknowledge that your are at least eighteen years old, or are at least sixteen years old and have accessed this website with the knowledge and permission of your legal guardian.
3) You understand that Anthill Industries, LLC provides NO services and NO products.
4) You understand that Anthill Industries, LLC is NOT a charity.
5) You understand that any donation made to Anthill Industries, LLC is NOT tax-deductible.
6) You understand that any donation made to Anthill Industries, LLC will NOT affect the content of this website.
7) You understand that you will get NOTHING in exchange for any donation made to Anthill Industries, LLC.
8) You understand that all content on this website is the property of Anthill Industries, LLC, with the exception of several public domain images and/or graphics.
9) You understand that all ant and anthill images, graphics and logos on this website are not part of the public domain.
10) You understand that Anthill Industries, LLC is awesome.
11) You understand that any benefit or detriment you receive from accessing this website is incidental to the primary function of this website.
12) You understand that the primary function of the website is to provide the public with the ability to donate to Anthill Industries, LLC.
13) You acknowledge that the operator(s) of Anthill Industries, LLC do/does not know enough about computers or “computering” to collect any metadata about you or knowingly install any cookies on your computer, etc.
14) You understand that any comments submitted by users of this website to this website become the property of Anthill Industries, LLC and may be published on this website and elsewhere indefinitely.
15) You understand that donating money to Anthill Industries, LLC will probably not make you famous.
16) You understand that this website is not a trick to get you to donate money to Anthill Industries, LLC.
17) You understand that Anthill Industries, LLC is not responsible for male pattern baldness.
18) You understand sarcasm.
19) You understand hyperbole.
20) You understand the language of love.